Saturday, July 28, 2007

The most idiotic interpretation of a Harry Potter Book

Wow. This lady is seriously messed up in her head. While I am all for religious and cultural diversity including different opinions and point of views, NEVER have I seen or read anything this out of touch with reality.

Basically, Harry Potter is bad and Lord Voldemort is Good. He is apparently "Jesus".

Jesus DIED to save the rest of the world not cleanse the world of non Christians (Mudblood and pureblood)!


"Ginny, like our own children, is captured by Potter's serpent-like green gaze, and maybe his tongue; Mrs. Rowling gives away in the first book that the boy can talk to snakes, and considering what we already know about Potter, we should not put seducing an innocent girl into original sin past him. Like our own children, it is a lure she cannot resist, and one the Virgin Mary never had to face."

"In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle. In this way the Harry Potter books contribute to the hidden gay agenda."


Frankly, this lady needs help.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Can you figure out this ad?

If you get it, let me know in the comments section. Its bloody brilliant!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Douglas Knew It All Along!!

If you have read Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, then you probably know that all the world is not really a stage, its an experiment. And a rather critical one at that. It is an experiment to find the ultimate answer. The answer about life, the universe and everything.

Well, in Douglas's book, the answer is "42" Yup. This is the answer that solves the ultimate question.

Now scientists have found that Mr. Adams wasn't that far off the mark. Infact, he had the answer dead right!

You can read all about it here. Take THAT Nostradamus! and take THAT you snooty scientists with your pretentious Nobels.

Bloody Iraqi Lake

I get it, that George Bush is sending over troops by the plane loads. But someone please tell me what the hell this is.

Looks like a blood filled lake to me. If you think you can stomach it and want to see it for yourself, head over here

If this is what it looks like, may George Bush burn in hell while he is still alive!

Monday, July 9, 2007

One of the most intelligent ads. Ever

This ad is so cool and so brilliant just so thoughtful and intelligent you HAVE to see it. Oh and, see if you can guess what it's about.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

NASA Pays $19mn So Astronauts Can Drink Their Own Pee!!

This is just BEYOND gross.

NASA (Not A Smart Agency) has decided that it is going to pay up 19 million USD so the astronauts in space can drink recycled urine instead of water.

This is their attempt at solving re-entry problems. Assumption is, if astronauts have been drinking theirs (and their colleagues) recycled urine for weeks, they are going to actually look forward to a messed up re-entry and death instead of living with their loved ones NEVER kissing them for the rest of their lives.

The Russians are laughing all the way to the bank with this one. While socialism has collapsed, they have done the Americans over by getting them to PAY for drinking piss. I bet they are praising capitalism right about now! Bring on the Absolut and put some Tchaikovsky Comrade!

News here

The New? 7 Wonders results are out!

Yup, the votes have been counted and the results are in! And before you get all antsy, The Taj Mahal is in the 7 wonders so with a sigh of relief politicians can now device new scams to siphon off money in the name of saving/protecting/beautifying the Taj etc.

Here's the list of those that made it vis-a-vis those that I voted for.

My Votes
1. The Taj Mahal
2. The Eiffel Tower
3. Chichen Itza
4. Easter Island Statues
5. Machu Picchu
6. Pyramids of Giza
7. Stonehenge.

The Winners
1.Chichen Itza
2.Christ Redeemer
3.The Great Wall
4.Macchu Picchu
6.The Roman Colloseum
7.The Taj Mahal

What amazes me however was the sudden flurry of activities in India around this voting. Quick question, HOW do we know all those SMSes sent were actually reflected in the votes for the Taj? I don't see the SMS numbers and/or codes listed anywhere on the "official website" just promos floating about on billboards and TVs.

Frankly, it smells like a big scam to me but we'll never know now.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

What to pray for if you are caught watching porn.

Kids mother puts a church CD into the computer and up pops some porn clips.

The kid is worried sick till he sees her mom screaming about how the CD has been possesed by the devil. She then promptly takes to smashing it with a hammer.

Dont you just LOVE it when both, God and the Devil are on your side?

More here

The Internet Models

It is amazing what the internet can do for you. With it's wide reach and instant access, it really is a whole new world. Infact, THIS could be the new dimension that scientists are looking for elsewhere. It affects our daily lives, it has world changing consequences, without it, the world cannot exist any more. It is not critical but plain NEEDED for us to function today.

Therefore, if you do it right, you could be very famous real quick. If you get it wrong however, you could end up in a psychiatric ward like the first (I think) YouTube star "The star Wars Kid"

If you get it right (almost) however, you could be like this lovely girl fondly known as "The Everywhere Girl" or Jennifer Chandra.

The story is fascinating. Jennifer Chandra did a photoshoot at Reed College and sold the shots to Getty Images, an online image bank.

Call it the overuse of stock photography or plain laziness at corporations to hire photographers and do their own photoshoots, people have repeatedly used Jennifer's photographs in all sorts of advertisments. From Dell,Gateway, HP, Visa, Microsoft, BBC, US Department of State, CNN and tons more. Hence the name "Everywhere Girl"

If you would like to see a collection of her ads so far (and I believe this is ongoing), click here

While the everywhere girl is actually quite cute, our next internet model is anything but.

If you and your cause are both extreme Islamic fundamentalist you have your very own poster boy "fondly" called The Islamic Rage Boy. His real name is Shakeel Bhagat and he is 31 years old. He is also very VERY angry about something.

Just what that something is, he hasn't quite been able to figure out yet. Whether it is Salman Rushdie's Knighthood, or freedom for Kashmir, or the pope benedict's faux pas with anti Islamic comments. He was even screaming himself hoarse and shaking his angry finger and bug infested beard (no seriously it probably has its own flourishing flora and fauna!) at those Danish cartoons about The Prophet.

Frankly, those cartoons aren't even that clever but if you would like to see for yourself, click here.

Shakeel's protests rage range through the whole gamut of the "protest inventory". With his massively intense face and loud (ofcourse angry) slogan shouting and scuffles with the police, the chap clearly works hard. The only thing that I think he could be so angry about is the same thing that most professionals in this world are angry or unhappy about. The pay must suck.

Speaking of which. The Everywhere Girl isn't a millionaire either. Despite all her fame she has difficulty paying her bills. Clearly, being famous on the internet doesn't mean you will move to Beverly Hills with a shiny Ferrari in your backyard. Pity.