Monday, December 27, 2010

At bandhavgarh

As the new vacation begins, this is an interesting statue face ( is there a word for such things?) thats at the resort tiger den. Apparently the owner used to work at the taj. It shows. Rooms are impeccably done.

Bandhavgarh has max tiger population for per square foot of jungle. Hopefully we will get to see some!

Sent from my iPhone

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Switching to the Mac: The background

I am an Apple fan and I am also a Microsoft fan - those of you who know me, know this.
Apple has come a long way since they did their first iPods. I think Macs are awesome for multimedia and have quite a few nifty 'work' features that make me wish Windows had them too! Spotlight for one, Quick view for another, fast boot times, awesomely fast network connectivity (ability to connect, not necessarily the speed), built in screen sharing with iChat (although OCS has it now) Time machine, Keynote etc. are just a few.

Microsoft though, also does a damn decent job of making pretty good products.
Sure they, lost their way a bit with Vista (which had huge sales btw) but hey, shit happens. They got the Zune right (sales are not necessarily a good indicator of a great product:)) , Windows 7 is pretty good, Xbox 360 is awesome. Office 2007/2010 is exceptionally good, Windows Phone 7 rocks - so, in all, they get more things right for most people than they get wrong - and for someone that dominates most of the markets they are in, that is a big statement to make.

However, the device that my life actually revolves around is from neither of these companies - it is the Blackberry. It has my emails, it has my social networking and chat clients. Being a stickler for carrying as few devices as possible, BB is also my primary 'mobile internet' devices (Opera Mini to the rescue) Having been a BB user for the last 5 years and waxing lyrical about its awesome enterprise integration, I have finally gotten fed up of how far behind it is w.r.t other devices. I mean, it's terrible. Really. The phone app is an after thought, the browser is terrible. Video playback is average at best, and its killer app of push email is becoming hygiene on other systems.

So finally after using every major BB they have made (from 79xx onwards till my current Tour - yeah, I broke quite a few of them) I decided to bite the bullet and switch to iPhone 4 - more out of irritation due to a constantly freezing up phone with a battery life that was less than a day and RIM's inability to fix issues I have been bitching about since my first BB. Plus iPhone 4 has a better camera, takes better videos and god it's beautiful :)

Then recently, I read about Outlook coming to the Mac and this led me to think about moving to Mac + iPhone entirely and really see first hand how 'ready' the Mac platform is to work in a windows dominated enterprise environment. Having been a journalist in a past life, I have used the Mac in a work environment but we weren't as entrenched into an MS environment with BBs and Outlook and Calendaring so the switch was really quite un-dramatic. Here however, we have a multi-billion dollar global enterprise running the latest greatest from Microsoft and where BBs, Outlook and calendaring are like oxygen.

Is iPhone + Mac ready to get integrated into this or is still a lot of talk by Apple with little feature implementations that really matter? This is an experiment to find out exactly that.

The Beginning
As with any deviation from standard IT issued hardware, the first challenge began by convincing them to support a non-standard device. This led to a VERY pleasant surprise where our awesome IT team basically said as long as you buy your own device, we will support the notebook and the phone plan. I was in luck, I already have my devices so this was a non-issue - yeah I am a tech junkie so I just basically have devices lying around so I can check them out - since I am no longer a journo, I don't have companies lining up to give it to me for free :)

So to summarize, I will be moving from a windows 7 powered HP laptop with Office 2007 and the blackberry tour to a Macbook Pro 13"  running Office 2011, iWork 09 and and the iPhone 4. Also, my company runs MS Exchange 2007.

Stay tuned for more frequent updates as my experiment progresses!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

This email sender didn't like my name

Kaya skin clinic

Why do so many of these skin care products/clinics show a woman on the bed wrapped up in sheets ?

I mean, is it hard to discuss skin while she is sitting in a cafe or is at work or is anywhere else - like at the beach ?

Buddha shows the finger

A large statue of gautam buddha welcomes you at the U.P border as you enter Noida.

When I say welcome, I mean showing you the finger.

Hrithik Mania at GIP

Hrithik roshan visits the mall in Noida and all hell breaks loose as star struck delhiites over crowd the corridors breaking the front glass at a louis philippe store.

It has since been replaced with a plywood board.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Looking for an ATM

A cheeky vendor points me to this.

10/10 for humor in 43 degree c heat.

Minus several million for helpfulness :)

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

Summers are here

Can't believe how hot it is today.
Been driving for 35 mins and my car's temp indicator still shows it as 36 degrees c outside. A long and hot summer just began.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Movie Review - My Name Is Khan (MNIK)

Years ago (I think maybe 5) I read a book called The Tipping Point. The book discusses how small, seemingly insignificant events, actions cause things to become fads, movements and yes, perhaps even phenomenons.

A great example is the recent election of Barack Obama - a fairly unknown guy who came literally out of nowhere and won an election that had been called in favor of Hillary before it had even been conducted. But this didn't happen over night, there were a series of small dots that got connected, events that took place before that one final moment that began the snowball effect which ended with him going from being ‘the guy who stood against Hillary’ to The 44th President of The United States.

That moment is what the book calls The Tipping Point. The one all important event/action where everything comes together and things start growing exponentially, where small increments in efforts lead to disproportionately large returns.

Today I think the world in general is tired of war (I know I am), of bloodshed, of misery. We've had a pretty tough past few years, with the recession and job losses topping it all up rather cruelly. We are witness to open racial attacks and rampant religious discrimination. Wars are being waged, entire mountains are being bombed to dust and the world is rapidly getting polarized into Christianity versus Islam.  This is terrible.

Put yourself in the shoes of muslims being subjected to 'random' searches at the airport every time they try to take a flight to somewhere, even if it is a domestic destination.  People eyeing you suspiciously every time they are around you or calling you ‘Paki’ under their breath but not softly enough for you to not hear them. We have all heard or been part of discussions, whether wittingly or unwittingly, where people would say:

'Everywhere there is unrest in the world, muslims are at the center of it. It is how they are. Ye log aise hi hain

Go back to your school days -  2 people bullied you an ate your lunch or didn’t let you play cricket and you felt so angry and upset that you probably punched them in the face. That was just 2 people. Muslims today have the whole world literally ganging up against them - some openly, others subtly but its there to see. If you are faced with relentless oppression, discrimination and widespread dislike, what are you going to do? I'd be pretty pissed. and if you think about it, our nation was pretty pissed years ago and we fought back to say this is wrong, we will not stand for this and asked the british to get the fuck out of our country. We call it the struggle for independence, a struggle to create our own identity. Islam today fights not for a country but for its global identity, an identity that has been turned into ‘Islam = Terrorism’ and stereotyped muslims as hardcore terrorists with bombs in their pockets, shirts and bloody hell even underwear.  We are ganging up on them and we shouldn’t be. This isn’t the 5th grade and we shouldn’t all collectively be playing the role of the class bully.

That is exactly the message Karan Johar and SRK try to bring about with this wonderful and, dare I say it, sweet, film. The hero, Rizwan Khan (SRK), is a brilliant (think rancho, 3 idiots) but autistic guy who falls in love with a single mother - Mandira Rathore (Kajol), a hairstylist who dotes on her only son from her previous marriage with a guy who was ($*$*$ *#$&*&$*4 $%$  $*&$&^&^&*#$@ - her words not mine) They end up getting married and Rizwan moves out of his younger brother’s house (who doesn’t accept his marriage to a non-muslim) and moves in with Mandira. Post 9/11 their son is killed in a racial attack in the school which leads Mandira to throw Rizwan out of her life because she blames him, his religion and her decision to marry him as the reasons for her son‘s death -

“He died because he was a Khan. Had he stayed Rathore, he would’ve been alive”

When she tells Rizwan to leave her, and go away, he asks, in his infinite innocence, ‘main waapas kab aaoon Mandira (when should I come back, Mandira)’ and she says that come back when you have told the whole world that you are not a terrorist, that my son Sam (Samir) was not a terrorist, and if you can’t do that, go tell the President that you are not a terrorist - maybe he can tell the world and only then can you come back.

This starts Rizwan’s journey across the U.S to meet the President and give him this message. In between he gets subjected to the usual airport search, discrimination at a motel and even imprisonment for shouting “My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist” - a not so subtle dig at the idiotic levels of paranoia coursing through the world - people getting arrested even if they are saying ‘I am NOT a terrorist’.

Ofcourse, since this is a Karan Johar movie, it all ends happily with him meeting the President and returning home accompanied by his wife while becoming the poster boy for the real everyday people who are muslims and are against terrorism as much as the next guy, perhaps even more because it is due to them that ALL muslims have got a bad name.

SRK is his usual awesome self. He plays the autistic guy with aplomb and manages to really give the feeling of bottled up emotions coming out in actions and not words. Some people told me this is Shahrukh’s best movie since Devdas - which is a tall claim since we had Chak De in between. I haven’t seen Devdas but I can tell you this is SRK’s best performance ever. You cannot help but love Rizwan Khan - whether he is reciting from his encyclopedic knowledge of everything or innocently telling their dinner host that the chicken is so bad she should never make it in her life ever again, or when despite being Autistic, he becomes a salesman for his brother’s products - while never lying and telling the customer that the brochure says you will get this in 7 days but we are lying, it will take 10 days. He is at once clever, funny and innocent.

Equally impressive was Kajol - an actress whose on-screen histrionics I have never quite been able to fathom or bear, leave alone like. But here she is wonderful and the performance is mature. I wish she would act this awesomely every time. The SRK-Kajol chemistry is legendary and it shows through in every scene even if they aren’t in there together. Really, it’s brilliant. The rest of the cast does a good job but the movie is about these two and they do take up most of the screen space.

But beyond the acting and the commerce, I think what this film does is bring this subject on the table and makes it relatable, maybe even personal in some cases, so the next time someone talks about terrorism, they remember this movie and hopefully SHUT UP about equating Muslim’s to terrorists.

In an ideal world, we would listen to Rizwan’s mother and believe and internalize that the world has just 2 kinds of people - those who do good and those who do bad, there is no other difference between us. But even if it cannot achieve that all encompassing goal on it’s own, I desperately hope it becomes that seemingly unimportant incident that sparks the movement, the fad, the phenomenon and becomes the tipping point.

Go watch this movie.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Metro ride!

Woo hoo! Finally take the delhi metro for a spin.

Last I was on it was 2005/06

Delhi metro is the best metro in the world.

London, Paris - plz watch and learn :)

Monday, January 18, 2010

Young girls make it better??

Went to the Forest Essentials Store in Khan market.

Came across this damn strange sign proudly proclaiming how their Jasmine flowers were picked in early morning - which is fine, but what I don't get is how the next line about 'traditionally by young girls' makes the product any better!

Is it just me or does it sound sleazy-ish to you too??

Monday, January 11, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010